Chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing.
I Can't Help but Think of Andrew Dice Clay
Did Someone Say Tea Party?
Nevermore? I don't think so!
The Voyage is Currently My Favorite Coaster
Holiday World and Splashin' Safari
I Have Arrived at the No-tell Motel, er, Motel 6
Sadly, my phone thinks it's 3 a.m., but it's really 2 a.m. Apparently, I'm right on the CDT/EDT border.
Pit Stop #2, in Illinois
I was under video surveillance.
Automagic Hand Washing Station
You stick your hand in and get soaped, watered and dried.
On the Road, Stuck in Traffic
No Beating Your Meat
I had to make it a perfect trifecta.
No Spanking the Monkey
No Choking the Chicken
Coding in Style, Mon
Blue Suede Shoes
Courtesy of coworker Ali, who says, "No, you can't step on my blue suede shoes."
.308 Gun Pr0n
It wasn't seated properly and a bullet went through it at an angle.
More Gun Pr0n
Suppressor Shoot Gun Pr0n!
Elevator Button FAIL
But I don't want to take the stairs.
Waiting on a prescription after my apicoectomy.
A Prowler Train Making the Return Trip
Prowler isn't the longest coaster, but it has plenty of twists and turns, and an ample supply of air time.
A Prowler Train Going up the Lift Hill
A wild ride will begin shortly.
Secondhand Gum on Prowler
Prowler Coming Down the First Drop
Waiting in Line for Prowler