Chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing.
Happy Birthday to me
I'm outside Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville on CityWalk, drinking a Margarita in honor of my 40th birthday.
One fish two fish red fish blue fish
My fish wasn't labeled, so I got wet.
My Dogs Are Barking
Dueling Dragons Interlocking Corkscrews
Dueling Dragons is fun, but Montu slayed both Fire and Ice.
The Lost Continent
The Hulk Cobra Roll
This was a fun little coaster.
They're both good in the front seat.
Dueling Dragons Head-On 360s
Ice redeemed itself in the front seat.
The High in the Sky Seuss Trolley Train Ride!
Yes, I rode it.
Doctor Doom's Fear Fall
The front seat is best.
Sorry, Ice, Fire slayed you.
Me and the Hulk
The Hulk wasn't running when I came in this morning.
Hard Rock Cafe
Universal CityWalk Hard Rock Cafe.
My career as an acrobat hasn't begun
But I'm busy giving blood and shoveling elephant dung.
Kumba Kobra Roll
First of two consecutive corkscrews.
Kumba Lift Hill and Loop
That is a big loop.
Making a splash.
Gwazi Lion was closed again today.
Okay, am I white with black stripes, or black with white stripes? I'm so confused.
African White-backed Vulture
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a Hippopotamus will do.
Lesser Flamingos and Zebras, oh my
Busch Gardens Day Two
I'm here to chew bubble gum and ride roller coasters, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Hotel Trash Cans
This represents the extent of my hotel trash cans. It's a good thing I don't have a lot of trash. What if I was cleaning fish or gutting a deer or something?
Unnecessary Quotation Marks
Are they being sarcastic?
It really whips the llamas buttocks.
I rode the Tiger side twice. The lion side was closed today.
And Yet Another Alligator
Another American Alligator
On land this time.
All of the Alligator